Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
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| Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes | |
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| Location information | |
| Location | 93 Diagon Alley, London, England and Hogsmeade (possibly) |
| Owner(s) | Fred and George Weasley |
| Permanent Resident(s) | Fred and George Weasley]] |
| Behind the scenes | |
| First appearance | Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince |
| Latest appearance | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows |
- "WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION!" - —Sign outside Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes is a joke shop in Diagon Alley owned by Fred and George Weasley. It sells practical joke objects, such as Extendable Ears, a Reusable Hangman, and Fred and George's special WonderWitch products, such as love potions, ten-second pimple remover, and Pygmy Puffs. There is also a section of Muggle magic tricks "for freaks like Dad"[HP6], which are said not to be big-sellers.
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[edit] History
[edit] Starting Up
While still students at Hogwarts, Fred and George were inspired to develop a number of practical joke products, which they initially developed in their room at The Burrow. Their initial efforts were sold as mail-order items using owl post. Their ambition was to open a joke shop, and to raise money for their shop by betting their life's savings with Ludo Bagman on the outcome of the Quidditch World Cup. They won, but Bagman paid them off with Leprechaun gold, which vanished after a few hours, wiping out their savings, and putting their dream in peril.
The Weasleys got the money for the shop from Harry Potter's donated Triwizard Tournament winnings of 1000 galleons. Because Harry gave them their start-up loan, Fred and George allow him to help himself to whatever he wants, free of charge.
[edit] 1996
- "We were thinking of buying Zonko's. A Hogsmeade branch, you know, but a fat lot of good it'll do us if you lot aren't allowed out at weekends to buy our stuff anymore..."
- —Fred thinking of buying Zonko's.[src]
Argus Filch banned all of Fred and George's products from Hogwarts in 1996. However, as no one pays much attention to things Filch bans, this had little effect. They opened a branch in Diagon Alley shortly after leaving Hogwarts in April 1996. They also intended to buy Zonko's Joke Shop in Hogsmeade in order to extend their business. However, due to Hogwarts security being raised to the point of Hogsmeade trips were cancelled, they saw no point to this. At the back of the shop, there is a room with prototypes of any new product that is being developed. The twins employed a shop assistant named Verity.
[edit] 1997
It is assumed that following Voldemort's takeover of the Ministry of Magic, the shop was attacked by Death Eaters, along with other places connected to the Order of the Phoenix and Harry. Fred and George kept an owl package delivery system when the Weasleys went into hiding, to the annoyance of their Auntie Muriel, whose house they were hiding in.
[edit] Post War
After Fred died in the Battle of Hogwarts, Ron Weasley came to work at Weasley's Wizard Wheezes until moving on to be an Auror.
According to J.K. Rowling, it became a real money spinner in the years after Voldemort's death. It is possible they branched into Hogsmeade when Zonko's closed.
[edit] Products
- Ron: "How much is this?"
- Fred and George: "Five galleons."
- Ron: "How much is it for me?"
- Fred and George: "Five galleons."
- Ron: "But I'm your brother!"
- Fred and George: "Ten galleons."
- — Fred and George won't cut Ron a deal on their products[src]
[edit] Known Joke Products
- Skiving Snackbox - A Skiving Snackbox is a range of sweets to make the user ill. The user develops strange symptoms depending on the type of snack eaten. The purpose of these was to make a student appear unable to stay in class. Most came in two colour-coded parts: one that would cause the malady, and one that would heal the pupil once they had left class. They include: Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, Puking Pastilles
- Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs - Unstoppable fireworks that violently explode when hit by a stunning spell and multiply at any attempt to vanish them, they include a shocking-pink wheel, fire-breathing dragons, sparklers that spell out profanity, rockets with long tails of silver stars, and firecrackers. When any two types collide, they make new kinds. Include Basic Blaze Box and Deflagration Deluxe. Background History: In Fred and George's final year, they used these fireworks as a protest against the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and new Headmistress, Professor Umbridge.
Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs - Canary Creams, temporarily transfigures the user into a canary.
- Ton-Tongue Toffee (tested by the Weasley twins on Dudley Dursley[HP4]). When eaten, they cause the tongue to rapidly swell and turn purple.
- Edible Dark Marks - "They'll make anyone sick!"
Extendable Ears - Extendable Ears, used to hear voices at the other end of the ear.
- Headless Hats, make the wearer's head invisible (along with the hat itself).
- Muggle magic tricks/ pranks
- Portable Swamp, creates a swamp when used.
- Quills (in Self-Inking, Spell-Checking and Smart-Answer varieties)
- Punching Telescopes which, when squeezed, give the user a black eye which is almost impossible to remove (Hermione Granger is a victim of one in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince).
- Reusable Hangman - "Spell It Or He'll Swing".
- Trick wands that turn into a variety of unexpected things when waved.
- U-No-Poo, a caustive product with a name meant to parody "You-Know-Who". (Possibly causing constipation)
- Daydream Charm Puts the spellcaster into a highly-realistic 30-minute daydream.
- Anti Gravity Hats "Ruin a gentleman's day by making his hat fly away!"
[edit] Defence Objects
- Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder When thrown into the air, this powder covers everything around it in darkness, which cannot be penetrated by spells like Lumos or Incendio, although the Hand of Glory can be used to see through it. It is used by Draco Malfoy against the members of Dumbledore's Army while smuggling Death Eaters into Hogwarts.
- Shield Hats, Cloaks and Gloves used by the Ministry of Magic for defence against enemy forces, using a Shield Charm.
- Decoy Detonators, when dropped they run away and explode out of sight, giving the person a diversion if necessary.
[edit] Wonderwitch Products
- Guaranteed Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher, excellent on everything from boils to blackheads.
- Patented Daydream Charms, virtually undetectable highly realistic 30-minute daydreams. (side-effects can be: slight drooling and a dazed expression).
- Pygmy Puffs, miniature puffskeins.
- Love Potions, that when drunk, will give the drinker an obsession with the one who bought the drink (love being impossible to manufacture). They work for up to 24 hours at a time, depending on the weight of the boy and attractiveness of the girl. Like all love potions the effects can increase the longer they're kept.
[edit] Sweets Products
- Candy in a Can, "This product contains candy"
[edit] Employees
- Fred Weasley (founder)
- George Weasley (founder)
- Ron Weasley
- Verity
[edit] Uniform
- All employees at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes wear a magenta robe.
[edit] Location
- The first official premises of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes was at 93 Diagon Alley.
- During 1997, the founders, Fred and George Weasley were known to be looking at buying Zonko's Joke Shop after it closed. However, due to various complications such as Fred's death and the the return of Voldemort, it is unknown whether this purchase was actually made or not. It is assumed that it was purchased, as the business was highly successful after Voldemort's death. If this second location was purchased, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes could also have a branch located in Hogsmeade.
